I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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