nut hugger
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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