Me too!
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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