i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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