Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
what day is it and did you see me today?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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