She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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