Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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