mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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