Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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