Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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