I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just tell him i said nine months
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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