if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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