had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
operation have a gay friend backfired
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
