So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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