I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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