This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.