Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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