Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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