when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
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