So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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