Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
it's like heaven, but drunker
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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