Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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