Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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