Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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