So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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