Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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