Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Is Oprah even human
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