Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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