do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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