I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
