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  Where were you when I was single???

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  Still in diapers.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  ...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Sober January is a disaster.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already

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