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• (817): View more from Texas

  Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.

  (817): View more from Texas

  I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Did I miss anything?

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  A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.

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  so we also did drugs

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it

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  We call that spaghetti Os

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...

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• (450): View more from Quebec

  Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them

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  its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Its not chugging if its just one gulp

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today

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