nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now