I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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