I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
