Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
ugly people sure do ruin things
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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