I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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