in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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