It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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