I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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