therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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