true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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