The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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