It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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