windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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