doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Randomize
