# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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