he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
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i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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