i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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