Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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