Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Did you pee in the oven last night??
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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