I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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