My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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