I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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