Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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