jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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