Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
