It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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