Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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